Boobs and Margaritas

So, today....funny moment....

I am sitting at a farewell luncheon at work.....talking to a small residual group.....we are talking about how much we will miss Tess, the woman who is leaving.

Bryan states, "I will miss Tess on Cinco de Mayo."

Marilyn says, "Isn't that a pagan holiday?"

I say, "No, it is NOT a pagan holiday.....you just get to drink as many margaritas as you can on that day."

Then Bryan says, "No, Tess always brings in the best mexican food....enchiladas and quesadillas..."

Marilyn then responds.....are you ready......"Yes, but you have to flash your boobs first."

To which I respond, "Marilyn, that is Mardi Gras.....not Cinco de Mayo!"

So.....just remember.....you don't have to flash your boobs to get a margarita....oh wait....tequila does makes your clothes fall off.....so maybe that happens after the margaritas!