Shhhhh....in the library?

So, last night, I'm standing in the library at work and my son was standing next to me. A friend walks up and we begin to joke around. She looks at David and says, "How do you live with her?"

David innocently responds, "Well......we have separate bedrooms."

Amanda begins to laugh and says, "If that ever changes, you call me babe."

I have to admit, I'm rather speechless and wondering what David meant....

David then says, "Yeah....it helps to have separate bedrooms because mom screams very loudly and often in the night."

Okay......seriously.....I'm single.....





















and I have nightmares. What did you think I meant?