The "talk"

So, I am shocked to find out through a co-worker that the seventh grade health class is beginning the "sex" education curriculum....my son is in seventh grade and I haven't heard anything about this.

I ask him, "David, so are you learning about sex at school?"

He responds, "No, they are teaching that in health class and I don't have health this year."

I say, "Good....I don't want you learning about sex."

He says, "Mom....I can't go through life not knowing about sex."

Oh....a mom can hope!