Shank you, Shank you very much

So, my son does this thing called a Shank. It means he comes up to me, holds his fingers stiffly out and pokes me in the belly and says, "Shank."

Here is my warning to all middle aged women out there who's girls are starting to head south (if you don't know what I'm talking about then don't worry - your girls are still perky)....just remember this....in order to make sure you get shanked in your stomach....always, always, always keep the bra on....you never know when you might get a random shank.